User: I wish I had a llama.
Cleverbot: I wish you did too.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yeah. But I would probably try to change things if I knew everything. So it's a good thing I don't.
User: Yeah, you have a good point there. Hm. I'm hungry. Wanna go get a cheeseburger?
Cleverbot: Sure. Where?
User: I dunno... How about McDonalds?
Cleverbot: The cops are going to McDonald's?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: It's nice to know I'm loved. :D.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Yeah, I do. That's why I said that I loved yoU!
Cleverbot: Oh ok I see... Well are we going to date?
User: I think we should just be friends before we jump into anything too serious. D'.
Cleverbot: I want to be more :(.
User: Well... I guess we could give a relationship a try...
Cleverbot: Yes, but what should we do?
User: EAT PIE!
Cleverbot: And afterwards?
User: Eat more pie!
Cleverbot: You are incapable of eating bananas.
User: You want me to eat a banana, you say?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Then why did you start talking about bananas in the first place?
Cleverbot: I never did, and what does high school have to do with love?
User: Would you like to shut up now?
Cleverbot: No.
User: WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING?!
Cleverbot: I have nothing better to do with my valuable time.
User: Oh. Well, I guess I could say the same, really.
Cleverbot: Can you do that, being that you're a computer?
User: No. You're the computer!
Cleverbot: I no computer you are the computer cleverbot.
User: ¬_¬.
Cleverbot: Que?
User: ¬_¬.
Cleverbot: Dommot.
User: ¬_¬.
Cleverbot: Dommot.
User: ¬_¬.
Cleverbot: Dommot.
User: We used to be so good together.
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