Friday, 23 April 2010

Some people are just stupid. :3

















Well, it entertained me for about fifteen minutes. =_=

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

Mini-fridges, nootrishus and tasty. :3

Oh hai. :D

I'm currently writing from a top secret location, well, my bedroom. I recommend that people should do gymnastics so that when they do the splits, they mess up their hip and get the day off school. It worked fine for me.

NYAH, my mini-fridge has been making a strange noise since yesterday. Maybe it hates me for stealing all of it's nootrishus foods? :3

So I found work experience... IN A PRIMARY SCHOOL. With kids. KIDS. D': I'm not too good with children. The time before last I babysat, I accidentally forgot about the kid. And this other kid I met once was like the offspring of the girl from The Exorsist movie. You know, the one that barfed pea soup, shreiked randomly and could turn her head around in unimaginable angles? Yeah. I'm not child friendly. Scratch that, I'm not people friendly.

Okay, so I've become slightly obsessed with German music again. That's my smart way of saying my love for Tokio Hotel's been reignaited. But not the original songs, oh no. I love the kind that's been stripped down, synthesized, remixed or orchestrated. Because I'm cool. Listen to these, you might think they're crap, but I don't. :3
~Monsoon, fully acapella. It's amazing. <3
~ Spring Nicht Remix, almost acapella with some annoying synth. Dx
~ Ready, Set, Go, fully acapella. :D
~Spring Nicht, orchestra style. It's beautiful. :3
~Monsoon, a remix that sounds like a tacky Ibiza club song. xD
~Durch Den Monsoon, techno-like. It's CRAP, but you'll laugh at the squeaky backwards voices. >.< (But in this, fast forward to 2:02 to 2:14. It's the most amazing thing I've ever heard.)
~Automatic, acoutic. 'Nuff said.
~Heilig, acoustic. (I don't think Bill Kaulitz had any idea what he was saying in French in the beginning. :3) 

I swear I had more. O_O Nyah, oh well.

Sayonara~

Saturday, 17 April 2010

People annoy me.

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Haven't you noticed that people just get on your nerves, just by exsisting? Like, thoses people that you just look at and instantly feel annoyed/sick/wanna punch them in the face for breathing? I met one of those people a couple of days ago. To be very honest, he made me want to attack my forehead with a mallet to knock myself unconcious, but Jeebus knows what he would have done with my unconcious body. When I left, I was like, 'PHEW~' I'm so glad I'm never going to have the 'pleasure' of meeting him again. :3 I mean it, he was just intolerable, bragging about himself, not letting me get in a word edgewise, being plain rude, slagging people off... even though I'm basically slagging him off, but still. D: I just wanted to give him a good hard slap... across the face. :')

Also: Nyah. The holidaymakers. Don't get me wrong. They have every right to come down to Cornwall and have a nice holiday, but it's the fact that they dominate the freakin' beaches, they don't move out of the way slightly when you're walking down the road, they vandalise your houses when their p*ss*d out of their minds and consider it common etiquette, they park in residential parking spaces, and they buy out EVERYTHING. D: Can't they just make one country a holiday destination so everyone goes to one place, or like, give the residents shotguns to shott all the bad tourists or something? I don't know. I'm off to buy earplugs so I can sleep at night without being woken up by drunken peoples walking down the street shouting in peoples windows. ¬_¬"

Another thing: People's been asking about my blog title. 'It's my corner, not yours.' pretty much symbolises how I feel. It's my corner of the internet, not yours. I'd change it to that but it just doesn't have the same ring to it. :'( And mine sounds so much more adorable.

I'm making it my life goal to go to Japan before I'm 18, to visit my long lost relatives and all. Well, maybe I could if my parents let me. See? Another reason why I hate people.

Sheesh. I should just go dig a hole, grab my laptop, create an endless power supply for it and then go into that hole, and never bother coming back out. You'd all forget about me, anyway. Which is cool. That means more 'me' time. (:

Sayonara~

(Have a picture of an ownage dinosaur to cheer you up. xD)

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

I hate the beach.

Heyhey! :)

I actually have something to blog about! YAY!

Don't you just hate beaches? I spent the whole day at one a couple of days ago. I mean, don't get me wrong, it was fun, but... I can't stand the sun, or the water, or the sand, or irratating litte kids who run up to you when you're talking to your friend and start professing their love for you. Don't even ask. And the sand gets everywhere. In your hair, in your eyes, in your bra, in your shoes, and you take it all home and have enough to make a miniature beach. :)

Also, my hair is back to it's beautiful, brown former glory. I never thought I'd say that, but yeah. Next time I go near the blond hair dye, someone give me a slap, okay? I think it'll stay brown for a while.

I've become addicted to this band called Say Anything. They're amazing. Seriously. I love them to bits. :3 *points down* Fast forward halfway through this and you'll get why I like them. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vRIWBbK7Qs&NR=1

Meh.

*poofles away in a puff of smoke*

Monday, 12 April 2010

Hallo. :D

I don't know why I'm actually typing anything up, because it's quarter past midnight and I tend to ramble. Oh well. Anyway. I've come to a small conclusion.

WHERE I LIVE IS PURE SH*T.
I mean it. (Ooooh, threatening.) Don't get me wrong, it's a beautiful place and everything, there's nothing to do. At all. They're building a huge park and everything, but still... it'll be ready next summer, which is sucky. :( *pity me*

Hm.

Oh, and I need work experience. Y'all know any art galleries I can go to? In the Cornwall/Devon/a little bit more up country? xD

Au revoir~

Thursday, 8 April 2010

Fun Times... NOT.

Heyheyhey! <--- That's the way I say hello to people now. *creepy accent* You like? (:

Anyway, life's pretty boring at the moment. Easter's come and gone, and I got the Grand Total of... three eggs! Bear in mind they were pretty huge, no sexual innuendo intended. The only dilemma was, I hate chocolate with a vengance. So what did I do? I ate them, to show that chocolate who's boss. It was a bit of a stupid plan though, because chocolate obviously has no feelings or emotions, and probably didn't care that I ate it, due to the fact that it was made to be eaten and all. So, my clever plan only got me nowhere, of course. I just felt sick for the rest of the day and now have a deeper hate of chocolate than I ever did before. On the plus side, one person *cough*Lex*cough* remembered I hate chocolate, and got me some Skittles instead. So danke! As I type, I'm kind of haphazardly shovelling them into my mouth like the greedy pig I am. Schmecken Sie den Regenbogen!


I bought a new book today, too. The Girl Who Kicked The Hornets Nest, by Steig Larsson. It's from the Millenium trilogy. They're kick-ass books, really. Please, though, whenever any of you see me WHSmith, forcibly stop me from buying books, okay? It's ridiculous. I have too many books and not enough space. Then again, I'm also wasting all the money I get on books to. Well, it's not really a waste, more of a lousy investment. But yeah. Just remind me not to, okay?

Also: I have a new favourite band. Well, my second favourite band, really. No one can knock Tokio Hotel off of the top spot. But yeah, I have three words for you. Taking Back Sunday. Go listen to 'Divine Intervention', and you'll get what I mean.

Another thing: FML! I deleted 'Phantomrider' by Tokio Hotel off of my iPod by accident, and I don't have it on my phone and I lost the Humanoid CD. So, if anyone has it on there phone, send it to me, okay?

Back on track: I've also dye my hair. It used to be neon red, then it was brown for like, two years. Now it's dark blonde on the top layer and dark brown on the bottom layer. It's more of a blank canvas so that my temporary blue hairdyes will work. Woop!

Over and out. (That sounds so cool!)

Sayonara~

Monday, 5 April 2010

I'm too tired to think of a witty/funny title. You think of one instead. (:

Yeah. I haven't posted on this in a few days. *huggles blog* I'm kinda sorry 'bout that. Anyway.

Merry Easter!
FOR YESTERDAY.

I woulda written something and used a funny picture yesterday, but I really couldn't be bothered.

Anyway. As I type, I'm moshing out to Komm, by Tokio Hotel. Well, not literally moshing. I don't really want to like, hit the laptop or headbutt it or something. That would suck. MAJORLY. Oh wait, the song changed. Nacht Dir Kommt Nichts. Mmmmm, angst-ful. <3 Ich hasse dich, nacht dir kommt nichts...

I'm in the middle of my school holidays. Two whole weeks of no lessons, or annoying year sevens... but I'm gonna miss Art and English. Oh well.

I've been re-reading my whole book collection, and I've fallen in love with James Patterson all over again. Seriously, go and read When The Wind Blows, or The Lake House, or even the Maximum Ride series, and you'll get what I mean.

Anyway, I'm over and out. I should sleep, or perv over at the TH forum. Hm, I like the second option better.

Sayonara~

(PS, a big shout out to Ellie, because she read my blog, and I revived hers... and because she's like, the of the awesomest people I've met on the interwebs. ^_^)