The International 'Find Boris' Campaign!

There once was a lettuce shred called Boris, who came from a Subway sandwich that was pretty nom-ful. Me and my friend Tuesday adopted him, and we had fun times for about half an hour, then, like the brilliant parents we are, we left it in SUBWAY! We feel so upset, gutten and ashamed we left our child in a skanky shop in the hands of a ladyman cleaner.

WE NEED HELP! Help us find him! We're offering a reward of a rotten dorito and a pickle if you find him!

Listed is a picture of him with his family, before he was cruelly left for dead.




Help would be appreciated, love: Kirsten & Tuesday. :)