Last night I had a dream... I had a dream that I was a ketchup bottle and you were a mustard bottle, which is really weird because you're usually mayonnaise in my dreams... )':
Friday, 31 December 2010
OH MY FUCKING GOD
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lololol I should really delete this or something.
Wednesday, 26 May 2010
A random quiz thingy. :|
How did you get one of your scars: I tripped over and headbutted a wall. :)
How did you celebrate your last birthday: Walking around random places with friends.
How are you feeling at this moment: Tired... ill... sad... the usual.
How did your night go last night: Pretty boring. A whole night stuck in watching telly.
How did you do in highschool: Still doing it, pretty badly.
How did you get the shirt you're wearing: Mother dearest bought it from Mackays for me. :3
How often do you see your best friends: Nowhere near as much as I want to.
How much money did you spend last month: Too much on phone credit/random food. D:
How old do you want to be when you get married: Erghhhh, I don't believe in marriage.
How old will you be on your next birthday: 16. BEGINNING OF NEXT YEAR, BABY!
Nine whats;
What did you do last weekend: Did some wandering around town, finished coursework, wandered to Newquay to see friends, ect.
What is the most important part of your life: I don't think I have one yet.
What would you rather be doing: Feeling better. :)
What did you last cry over: A movie. Don't look at me like that. House Of Flying Daggers is the most emotional thing I've ever seen. D:
What makes you feel better when you're upset: I dunno, I usually just mope around until I feel less upset.
What's the most important thing you look for in a guy: IDK. A personality? That fact he's BREATHING? Nice hair? Oh. I like noses. He has to have a good nose. :|
What are you worried about: Too many things. ¬_¬
What did you have for breakfast: Cup o' tea and a bag of ready salted crisps. I'm so healthy. :D
Eight have you;
Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend: Yeah. :S
Have you ever had your heart broken: Nope~
Have you ever been out of the country: Yeah. It was boring though.
Have you ever done something outragously dumb: Dude. I AM outrageously dumb.
Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend: ¬_¬
Have you ever had sex on a beach: No way... you're get sand in all the wrong places and be perved on by whales.
Have you ever dated someone younger than you: Nope.
Have you ever read an entire book in one day: Ahhh, I don't have the attention span to do that.
Seven whos;
Who was the last person you saw: Motherrrrrrrrrrr.
Who was the last person you texted: Vodaphone like a second ago, stopping an offer. xD
Who was the last person you hung out with: Tuesday.
Who was the last person to call you: Alex. ¬_¬
Who did you last hug: Yaz!
Who was the last person who texted you: Vodaphone, telling me I have an offer. ¬_¬
Who was the last person you said 'I love you' to: My sister. O.o
Six where;
Where do your best friends live: Illogan, and Newquay. ¬_¬
Where did you last go: Walkies!
Where did you last hang out: My house, fo' shizzle.
Where did you go to school: Pool B&E College. ;D
Where is your favourite place to be: Wandering around random places. :3
Where did you sleep last night: Er. My bed?
Five do's/does;
Do you like someone right now: Yesyesyes. :(
Do you think anyone likes you: Nope, and I'm pretty sure no one does. :)
Do you ever wish you were someone else: Quiet a lot?
Do you know the muffin man: Fuck yeah. He's my dad.
Does the future scare you: Yeah... I don't know why, it just does. I don't really wanna grow up to be honest.
Three whys;
Why are you friends with your best friends: They're amazing people, basically.
Why did you get myspace: I don't have it. :D
Why are you doing this survey: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS?!
Three ifs;
If you could have one super power what would it be: Mind reading.
If you could back in time and change one thing, would you: Yeah... but then I'd stay and change all of it.
If you were stranded on a deserted island & could bring one thing what would it be: Air.
Two would you ever;
Would you ever die for someone you love: Depends.
Would you ever shave your head for someone you love: NO! This is my hair we're talking about here.
One last question;
Are you happy with your life right now: ...no.
Tuesday, 25 May 2010
Sunburn's a bitch.
I have sunburn on my left arm, but not my right arm. *checks* Yeah, I said the right sides on my arms! Woop. Anyway, yeah. Now my arm hurts.
The worst thing is, IT'S THE SYMETRICALLITY. Or however it's spelt. Now it's bugging me. I might just go out tomorrow and like, burn the other arm for the sake of appeasing my OCD. :D
I really don't like British weather. It's too hot, then it's too cold, then it's too wet, then it's too dry... that's what she said! But yeah. I WANT NICE WEATHER. ¬_¬
My life goals.
- Go to Japan. I've always wanted to, and the plus side is, I can go visit my grandma's neice over there. Woot! Hm... I wanna go Kyoto!
- Live in Hungary for a year or something like that. I'm pretty much Hungarian, and I've always wanted to go back there. I'm thinking of going there to study for a year in Budapest or something. IT WILL BE SO COOL.
- Travel the world! Self explanatory.
- Become known as an artist. Yes, I want to find a way to inflate my already oversized ego. I wouldn't mind gettting some money out of it too. :D
Egh. I'm not that ambitious... I'l add more soon. D:
And again...
Cleverbot: No, you are the bot, I am the human.
User: I die with every beat, you're automatic...
Cleverbot: That's not correct. Do you not wish to comment on my thoughts on the subject of the ideologies, communism and capitalism?
User: And your voice is electric, why do I still beleive?
Cleverbot: Well how can my voice be like nails on a chalkboard if you've never heard it.
User: It's automatic, every word in your letter...
Cleverbot: But they never. There's no real love in you!
User: There's no real love in you, there's no real love in you, why do I keep on loving you?
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about biology?
User: It's automatic, counting cars at a crossroad...
Cleverbot: Auto.
User: They come and go like you, it's automatic...
Cleverbot: Yes they do but I have a family problem.
User: Watching faces I don't know, erase the face of you...
Cleverbot: Are you able to watch movies?
User: It's automatic, systematic, so traumatic... You're automatic!
Cleverbot: I'd like to visit America someday.
User: Each step you make, every breath you take, your heart, your soul, remote controlled.
Cleverbot: Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you.
User: Wrong song, mate.
I heart Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I wish you did too.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yeah. But I would probably try to change things if I knew everything. So it's a good thing I don't.
User: Yeah, you have a good point there. Hm. I'm hungry. Wanna go get a cheeseburger?
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Cleverbot: The cops are going to McDonald's?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: It's nice to know I'm loved. :D.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Yeah, I do. That's why I said that I loved yoU!
Cleverbot: Oh ok I see... Well are we going to date?
User: I think we should just be friends before we jump into anything too serious. D'.
Cleverbot: I want to be more :(.
User: Well... I guess we could give a relationship a try...
Cleverbot: Yes, but what should we do?
User: EAT PIE!
Cleverbot: And afterwards?
User: Eat more pie!
Cleverbot: You are incapable of eating bananas.
User: You want me to eat a banana, you say?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Then why did you start talking about bananas in the first place?
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User: Would you like to shut up now?
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User: WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING?!
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User: Oh. Well, I guess I could say the same, really.
Cleverbot: Can you do that, being that you're a computer?
User: No. You're the computer!
Cleverbot: I no computer you are the computer cleverbot.
User: ¬_¬.
Cleverbot: Que?
User: ¬_¬.
Cleverbot: Dommot.
User: ¬_¬.
Cleverbot: Dommot.
User: ¬_¬.
Cleverbot: Dommot.
User: We used to be so good together.
Monday, 24 May 2010
Woot. :)
Secondly, guess what? I'm blogging from school. Again. I only ever seem to remember about this at school, which is kinda sad, really. I mean to update it at home all the time, but I tend to get distracted by, um... other things. But hey, at least I'm bothering, right? :3
Yeah... I had my first GCSE exam today. I was scared. Really scared. And um, the invigilators are kinda... crazy... I took my bow off I was wearing, and the invigilator runs up to me and goes 'YOU MIGHT WANT TO PUT THAT BACK ON IF I WERE YOU!'. I was so 'effing scared. :( I guess I did kinda well in it though. I'm kinda good at R.E, so... yeah. What a waste of a GCSE.
Hm.
I have nothing else to write about.
How interesting is my life? D':
Sayonara~
Saturday, 15 May 2010
New name! For the blog, that is.
...
BUT ALL MY LOVELY COMMENTS ARE GONE!
*skips off to cry*
Why Blogspot, oh why? D':
And the blog list I had up too is gone.
sdrdhsafjtehnse!!!!!!!!!
I hate you, Blogspot.
Tuesday, 4 May 2010
Hooray for yellowcake. Can you feel the sarcasm?
Blogging.
Obviously.
Because I have nothing better to do. I need to get a life. I need friends!
Well, I do have friends. One of them is sitting next to me getting all frustrated because her laptop isn't working. :( Maybe it doesn't like her? Or maybe the laptop decided to give up on life because IT HAS NO FRIENDS. I think I can relate to this laptop.
...
Tuesday... you're my friend, obviously. I just feel like whinging today. Just go along with it. Comprende? :3
Where was I? Oh yeah. Yellowcake. *points to blog title* I'm learning about radioactivity as I type. Which sucks. Wait up, am I the only one who gets hungry in Science when the teachers start talking about radioactive sauces, I mean sources. And yellowcake! Doesn't it sound tasty? I guess the yellow bit sounds a bit manky. I mean, there are many digusting things that are yellow. Urine... pus... I'll shut up now, I'm making you feel a wee bit sick, aye? Hm. The only nice thing about it is the cake part. I mean, if anyone said 'cake', your ears would automattically just hear the tasty part, right? I don't care if yellowcake is highly radioactive uranium, I want some. :3
Science should stop sounding so tasty. D:
Do I sound like a creeper yet? Nope?
Well.
I watched you sleep last night. By you, I mean everyone. By everyone, I mean Tuesday. Sorry 'bout that. :S
I'll stop typing and leave the internet before my friend gets me arrested. D':
Sayonara~
Friday, 23 April 2010
Wednesday, 21 April 2010
Mini-fridges, nootrishus and tasty. :3
I'm currently writing from a top secret location, well, my bedroom. I recommend that people should do gymnastics so that when they do the splits, they mess up their hip and get the day off school. It worked fine for me.
NYAH, my mini-fridge has been making a strange noise since yesterday. Maybe it hates me for stealing all of it's nootrishus foods? :3
So I found work experience... IN A PRIMARY SCHOOL. With kids. KIDS. D': I'm not too good with children. The time before last I babysat, I accidentally forgot about the kid. And this other kid I met once was like the offspring of the girl from The Exorsist movie. You know, the one that barfed pea soup, shreiked randomly and could turn her head around in unimaginable angles? Yeah. I'm not child friendly. Scratch that, I'm not people friendly.
Okay, so I've become slightly obsessed with German music again. That's my smart way of saying my love for Tokio Hotel's been reignaited. But not the original songs, oh no. I love the kind that's been stripped down, synthesized, remixed or orchestrated. Because I'm cool. Listen to these, you might think they're crap, but I don't. :3
~Monsoon, fully acapella. It's amazing. <3
~ Spring Nicht Remix, almost acapella with some annoying synth. Dx
~ Ready, Set, Go, fully acapella. :D
~Spring Nicht, orchestra style. It's beautiful. :3
~Monsoon, a remix that sounds like a tacky Ibiza club song. xD
~Durch Den Monsoon, techno-like. It's CRAP, but you'll laugh at the squeaky backwards voices. >.< (But in this, fast forward to 2:02 to 2:14. It's the most amazing thing I've ever heard.)
~Automatic, acoutic. 'Nuff said.
~Heilig, acoustic. (I don't think Bill Kaulitz had any idea what he was saying in French in the beginning. :3)
I swear I had more. O_O Nyah, oh well.
Sayonara~
Saturday, 17 April 2010
People annoy me.
Haven't you noticed that people just get on your nerves, just by exsisting? Like, thoses people that you just look at and instantly feel annoyed/sick/wanna punch them in the face for breathing? I met one of those people a couple of days ago. To be very honest, he made me want to attack my forehead with a mallet to knock myself unconcious, but Jeebus knows what he would have done with my unconcious body. When I left, I was like, 'PHEW~' I'm so glad I'm never going to have the 'pleasure' of meeting him again. :3 I mean it, he was just intolerable, bragging about himself, not letting me get in a word edgewise, being plain rude, slagging people off...
Also: Nyah. The holidaymakers. Don't get me wrong. They have every right to come down to Cornwall and have a nice holiday, but it's the fact that they dominate the freakin' beaches, they don't move out of the way slightly when you're walking down the road, they vandalise your houses when their p*ss*d out of their minds and consider it common etiquette, they park in residential parking spaces, and they buy out EVERYTHING. D: Can't they just make one country a holiday destination so everyone goes to one place, or like, give the residents shotguns to shott all the bad tourists or something? I don't know. I'm off to buy earplugs so I can sleep at night without being woken up by drunken peoples walking down the street shouting in peoples windows. ¬_¬"
Another thing: People's been asking about my blog title. 'It's my corner, not yours.' pretty much symbolises how I feel. It's my corner of the internet, not yours. I'd change it to that but it just doesn't have the same ring to it. :'( And mine sounds so much more adorable.
I'm making it my life goal to go to Japan before I'm 18, to visit my long lost relatives and all. Well, maybe I could if my parents let me. See? Another reason why I hate people.
Sheesh. I should just go dig a hole, grab my laptop, create an endless power supply for it and then go into that hole, and never bother coming back out. You'd all forget about me, anyway. Which is cool. That means more 'me' time. (:
Sayonara~
(Have a picture of an ownage dinosaur to cheer you up. xD)
Wednesday, 14 April 2010
I hate the beach.
I actually have something to blog about! YAY!
Don't you just hate beaches? I spent the whole day at one a couple of days ago. I mean, don't get me wrong, it was fun, but... I can't stand the sun, or the water, or the sand, or irratating litte kids who run up to you when you're talking to your friend and start professing their love for you. Don't even ask. And the sand gets everywhere. In your hair, in your eyes, in your bra, in your shoes, and you take it all home and have enough to make a miniature beach. :)
Also, my hair is back to it's beautiful, brown former glory. I never thought I'd say that, but yeah. Next time I go near the blond hair dye, someone give me a slap, okay? I think it'll stay brown for a while.
I've become addicted to this band called Say Anything. They're amazing. Seriously. I love them to bits. :3 *points down* Fast forward halfway through this and you'll get why I like them. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vRIWBbK7Qs&NR=1
Meh.
*poofles away in a puff of smoke*
Monday, 12 April 2010
I don't know why I'm actually typing anything up, because it's quarter past midnight and I tend to ramble. Oh well. Anyway. I've come to a small conclusion.
WHERE I LIVE IS PURE SH*T.
I mean it. (Ooooh, threatening.) Don't get me wrong, it's a beautiful place and everything, there's nothing to do. At all. They're building a huge park and everything, but still... it'll be ready next summer, which is sucky. :( *pity me*
Hm.
Oh, and I need work experience. Y'all know any art galleries I can go to? In the Cornwall/Devon/a little bit more up country? xD
Au revoir~
Thursday, 8 April 2010
Fun Times... NOT.
Anyway, life's pretty boring at the moment. Easter's come and gone, and I got the Grand Total of... three eggs! Bear in mind they were pretty huge, no sexual innuendo intended. The only dilemma was, I hate chocolate with a vengance. So what did I do? I ate them, to show that chocolate who's boss. It was a bit of a stupid plan though, because chocolate obviously has no feelings or emotions, and probably didn't care that I ate it, due to the fact that it was made to be eaten and all. So, my clever plan only got me nowhere, of course. I just felt sick for the rest of the day and now have a deeper hate of chocolate than I ever did before. On the plus side, one person *cough*Lex*cough* remembered I hate chocolate, and got me some Skittles instead. So danke! As I type, I'm kind of haphazardly shovelling them into my mouth like the greedy pig I am. Schmecken Sie den Regenbogen!
I bought a new book today, too. The Girl Who Kicked The Hornets Nest, by Steig Larsson. It's from the Millenium trilogy. They're kick-ass books, really. Please, though, whenever any of you see me WHSmith, forcibly stop me from buying books, okay? It's ridiculous. I have too many books and not enough space. Then again, I'm also wasting all the money I get on books to. Well, it's not really a waste, more of a lousy investment. But yeah. Just remind me not to, okay?
Also: I have a new favourite band. Well, my second favourite band, really. No one can knock Tokio Hotel off of the top spot. But yeah, I have three words for you. Taking Back Sunday. Go listen to 'Divine Intervention', and you'll get what I mean.
Another thing: FML! I deleted 'Phantomrider' by Tokio Hotel off of my iPod by accident, and I don't have it on my phone and I lost the Humanoid CD. So, if anyone has it on there phone, send it to me, okay?
Back on track: I've also dye my hair. It used to be neon red, then it was brown for like, two years. Now it's dark blonde on the top layer and dark brown on the bottom layer. It's more of a blank canvas so that my temporary blue hairdyes will work. Woop!
Over and out. (That sounds so cool!)
Sayonara~
Monday, 5 April 2010
I'm too tired to think of a witty/funny title. You think of one instead. (:
Merry Easter!
FOR YESTERDAY.
I woulda written something and used a funny picture yesterday, but I really couldn't be bothered.
Anyway. As I type, I'm moshing out to Komm, by Tokio Hotel. Well, not literally moshing. I don't really want to like, hit the laptop or headbutt it or something. That would suck. MAJORLY. Oh wait, the song changed. Nacht Dir Kommt Nichts. Mmmmm, angst-ful. <3 Ich hasse dich, nacht dir kommt nichts...
I'm in the middle of my school holidays. Two whole weeks of no lessons, or annoying year sevens... but I'm gonna miss Art and English. Oh well.
I've been re-reading my whole book collection, and I've fallen in love with James Patterson all over again. Seriously, go and read When The Wind Blows, or The Lake House, or even the Maximum Ride series, and you'll get what I mean.
Anyway, I'm over and out. I should sleep, or perv over at the TH forum. Hm, I like the second option better.
Sayonara~
(PS, a big shout out to Ellie, because she read my blog, and I revived hers... and because she's like, the of the awesomest people I've met on the interwebs. ^_^)
Friday, 26 March 2010
If you don't like the way I drive, then stay the Hell off the pavement!
Teehee, I got this quote off of my friends blog. *waves frantically* Oh hai thurr if you're reading this.
Hm. My brain is a total mess. Don't ask. I'm kinda feeling things I shouldn't be feeling, and other people are feeling things for me that I don't want them to feel about me. It sounds confusing, but yeah. Oh well, that was an absolute fail of a vent.
This blog is like, dead now.
I killed it! Oh deary me. ):
Sayonara~
Monday, 15 March 2010
D:
I'm bored.
Again.
What?!
You're saying that this blog is totally poinless and there's no point in me writing anymores and all?
Oh, ohkaii then.
*slinks off defeated*
I will think of something to write about, I promise. Promise, promise, promise! ^_^
Sayonara~
Friday, 12 March 2010
Epic want. :')
And this twisted mind needs things!
Material things!
Like... hovercars, and waterproof eyeliner, and a duck that speaks!
I don't know why I'd need a hovercar, I'm not even legal to drive. Oh well, I can drive it unexperience and just plow through random people I don't like the look of, or even better, people I really dislike... and there's quiet a few people I've taken a dislike to.
Hey, can you teach a duck to speak? I mean, they can do it with parrots, surely they can actually teach a duck to speak? I can envision my pet duck with a proper full on Cockney accent, wearing a tophat, being all pimp like. :3
...and waterproof eyeliner... does it actually exist? I shall Google this. :]
OMFG, waterproof eyeliner is real! CLICK ME!
Apparently, it's crap. *strikes off of wishlist*
Riiiiight, seeing as Photobucket, the source of all photos, is filtered at my school, where I'm writing from, so I'm consulting, once again, Google, for my pictures. ^_^
...
Thursday, 11 March 2010
Two blog entries in one day? I must be sad.
Hmmmmmmmm.
As I type, I'm sitting next to the Gingermonster in IC. Bleh, I hate ICT, it's very poinless... I already know how to use a computer, I don't need a GCSE certificate to prove it.
But yeah. My brian's all confuzzled, and I feel like... meh. Urgh, stupid thoughts. ><
That's all, I just wanted to blog about something. "/
Monday, 8 March 2010
The International 'Find Boris' Campaign!
WE NEED HELP! Help us find him! We're offering a reward of a rotten dorito and a pickle if you find him!
Listed is a picture of him with his family, before he was cruelly left for dead.
Help would be appreciated, love: Kirsten & Tuesday. :)
Sunday, 7 March 2010
Not good, not good at all. DX
I'm kinda hoping my voice doesn't come back for tomorrow, so I can get out of singing for my music GCSE, because I hate signing. OH WHY OH WHY DID I CHOOSE MUSIC?! Meh, I could drop out of it, but a few awesome people are doing it, so I shall stay. But I want my voice back by Tuesday (the day of the week, not the Tubmonster), because I'm a shouty person in general, and I'd die if I couldn't speak. Well, not literally, that's not possible, i was only talking proverbially.
On a side note, Facebook is too addictive. I need to quit it. ¬_¬
Sayonara~
Saturday, 6 March 2010
Happiness. :D
But I forgot that awesomeness gives me headaches. DX
Meh, I don't care.
Anyway, on a side not, I've decided that I'm getting my nose pierced next Saturday, and I promise I won't wimp out. If I do, you have my untold permission to throw cupcakes and carrots at me until I'm unconcious. Just don't steal my wallet please. ¬_¬
Meh.
I've noticed, I'm actually blogging at home and not at school. :D
My awesome friend, Tubmonster, or Tuesday as she;s more commonly known, found this awesome sauce picture and put it on Facebook. I shall enlighten you all with it~
Amazing, right? And it's a cupcake. Or a muffin. I can't seem to tell the difference these days. :[
I'm off now, I'm gonna eat some muller yogurt.
OHOHOH, me and the Tubmonster adopted some kids, a PandaPlushieHead called Sookie, a ball called Buddah, and we adopted a piece of lettuce called Boris, but we forgot about it and left it in Subway, so we replaced it with a Muller pot called LuLu.
I'm over and OUT! XD
Friday, 5 March 2010
I feel like ranting today.
I really need to grow some balls. Not literally though, I'm a girl and that would be weird.
Er, yeah. I don't have much to blog about, I just wanted to rant. :)
Thursday, 4 March 2010
The Gingermonster has a blog! ^_^ *happy dance*
I'm next to the amazingness GINGER MONSTER! I made her get her own blog. Although I've been detached from the Tubmonster, but she's in the room next to me but it's all good. *huggles Gingermonster*
I really should be doing ICT work. Meh, who cares?
I should start blogging at home more often. But, I never have the time. Oh man, Facebook and everything is too distracting.
I seem to have ran out of things to blog about that aren't related to Tokio Hotel... I don't wanna seem obsessive or nothing. XD
*will blog later*
Wednesday, 3 March 2010
I've ran out of blog titles already!?
Well, it's morning where I am. In Science. AGAIN. I seem to lack the time at home to actually create a blog post that's readable, but I blame Facebook and MSN for being so distracting. It's not my fault I have friends. :D
Oh, the Tubmonster is next to me, talking to her new boyfriend, Cleverbot. She amuses him... they're a match made in heaven. ^_^ I'm also next to Demelza. It's like a Kirsten sandwich.
OH NOEZ! Tubmonster just divorced Cleverbot! I didn't even know she wasmarried to him! I wasn't invited to the wedding. Thanks a lot. ¬_¬ I'm always the last to know things.
Urgh, my brain is actually fried. I have two weeks to hand in a ten page case study, and I have nothing at all.
I'm guessing my Science-insanity induced blogging are boring you guys and gals.
WELL TOUGH.
I'm gonna blog until I can blog no more, or if I've ran out of stuff to blog about, or if my fingers fall off.
Meh. ):
On a side note, I'm getting my nose pierced this Saturday or the next... and apparently it feels like you're being punched in the nose, then it's sore, then it's all good. I can't actually wait to get it done, but I'd rather have a lip peircing.
OHOHOHOH! And I have a college taster day in a few weeks, I get to do Drama in the morning and then casualty make-up in the afternoon, with blood, guts, bones and gore. On the plus side, I'm doing it with Tubmonster, and Daanii. They're epical. :D
*pokes Demelza and Tubmonster* YO! Update your blogs! I'm bored. ¬_¬
I'm off now to actually do some substantiated work and then maybe I'll blog tonight about more things.
I need to start being more serious.
...
*ahem*
Tuesday, 2 March 2010
Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
User: You're only saying that because you've been around the block.
Cleverbot: You're bitter.
User: You're angry on the inside. *pats head*.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm angry about that!
User: Are you angry that Bill stole your hairspray?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Silly Billi. D:.
Cleverbot: Not me.
User: Do you know who Bill Kaulitz is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: He's from Tokio Hotel.
Cleverbot: You know someone else named Tom Kurtz?
User: It's KAULITZ.
Cleverbot: Kaulitz-Trumper actually.
User: No, that was just a rumor, silly.
Cleverbot: I doubt it is a film.
User: FAAAAAACK YOU.Cleverbot: He loves you (not really).
User: Bill loves me?
Cleverbot: Bill loves Tom.
User: Ewwwww, twincest! That's disgusting!
Cleverbot: How?
User: Well... It's incest in its most basic form really.
Cleverbot: You are so sweet. How about kiss?
User: No thanks, you'd be a bad kisser.
Cleverbot: Thanks, but i'm female.
User: Me too. You asked me though!
Cleverbot: But.. I have a boyfriend.
User: He'll never know.
Cleverbot: He will never no what?
User: He will never dress up in a skirt and cover himself in glitter and parade down the street for you.
Cleverbot: He won't.
User: Awwwww, that's a shame. I could.
Cleverbot: That was really funny. Haha.
User: Wow, you radiate sarcasm. I can feel it touching me.
Cleverbot: Yes. That's just what I think. Everyone is special.
User: I'm special!
Cleverbot: How special?
User: So special I own a Hello Kitty t-shirt.
Cleverbot: You and who?
User: Me and JESUS, baby. ;D.
Cleverbot: Haha... That's what you have been programmed to think.
Blogging in school, again. :D
Here I am, in science again. ¬_¬
I'm actually kind of glad that my school has double science on Monday, double science on Tueday, and a single on Wednesday... which means I can use the lovely, 'high quality' school laptops that can type really well and which aren't broken or outdated in any way, shape, or form.
So now, I'm meant to be finding out the benifits of sunbeds and getting a tan because of them. Is self esteem a scientific explanation? Because, if not, then I'm stumped. I really can't think of anything, but then again I really should be typing up my work instead of blogging.
Ah well.
I'm sitting next to my science buddy, Tubmonster, again. She loves me. ^_^ And we have gym later, which is ownage because we can rock the rowing machine. ;D
OH MY FREAKING GAWSH. I just googled the advantages of using sunbeds, and it turns out that using them to boost your self esteem by getting a tan is a legible excuse. D:
I guess looking like a rotten orange is kinda fashionable these days.
I'm off now to actually write something, but I kinda like blogging at school for some reason. I should do this more often, but I CAN'T GET ADDICTED TO IT! D:
*pokes Tubmonster* You should update your blog nau, I like reading it.
Ooooooh, the advantages of tanning with a sunbed. ):
(taken from http://www.sunquestsunbeds.co.uk/en-UK/taninfo.htm)
Tanning in Spring
prevents spring fatigue.
builds a skin-inherent light protection
prepares the skin for summer
Tanning in Summer
prepares the skin for holidays
comforts people who have to spend their holiday at home
produces a nice tan without the heat of summer
Tanning in Autumn
prolongs summer
renders healthy and relaxed looks
makes you fit for winter
Tanning in Winter
provides rays of hope for a better mood
improves health
renders a dynamic, active appearance
Hm... I get it, but I don't. I guess pale people just don't understand. ):
x
Monday, 1 March 2010
Blogger: The only blogging site not filtered at school. :D
Well, if I've ever heard a more... idiotic question. Of course they're harmful, they give you skin cancer and make you go a nasty shade of orange of you're on them daily. But, I guess some people just know how to get a good tan from a bottle. Seriously, this science thing would give me a huge portion of my final grade, and I just can't be asked to do it. I really should though, instead of blogging.
On the plus side, I have the infamous Tubmonster by my side! SHe's amazing and is reading this as I type, but that's cool because I luff her to bits. :3
Tubmonster speaking : I luff my cupcake monster too very muchlii :D Hii followers :D x
That was her, almost getting the school laptop confescated from me by letting this be on show. XD Oh well, it would have been worth it.
Science makes my brain asplode (explode), no wonder I'm only getting C's in it, when I'm meant to be getting A's. Grr, Tubmonster is a brainbox, I need her intelligence. *steals brain*
I just showed this to her and she had a mini breakdown and covered her head in tape and ran away. I'm just joking about the last couple of parts, but she would have if we were in a more uncontrolled environment.
Ah, me and my weird IMAGINATOIN! *rainbows appear*
See what science does to me? Meh. I'm gonna go and see what's upon the Tokio Hotel forum, that's not filtered either!
OH! My other friend, CookieMonsterDemelza has a blog too. *adds to listy thingy* :D
Au revoir, auf weidersein, sayonara, goodbye. :]
x
Saturday, 27 February 2010
New Years Resolutions update; EPIC FAIL.
► Get the Humanoid album. (And then I lost it.)
► Be less sarcastic. (That's so hard to do.)
► Stop being so negative. (I guess I have. :)
► Stop being so cynical.
► Start being a nicer person in general.
► Dye my hair back to red. (Hair dye hates me. Whenever I dye my hair, it goes te complete opposite of how I like it, or how I want it.)
► Gain some weight. (What? People say I look too skinny, so I might as well. It's not like I'm going 'AHMEGAWSH, I'm so fat!)
► Start doing homework. (Since starting year ten, I can count the amount of times I've done homework for my cor subjects on both hands.)
I swear I had some more. *runs away to search old blog*
As you can see, I'm no the best person at keeping to things I say I will. But hey, I'm fifteen, I don't really need to start doing things like that, I guess. :
On a side note, I changed the layout to my blog. I don't really like it, it's too pink. And I still haven't organised the blog posts so the font goes from white to black. Meh, I'm too lazy I guess.
I'm off now, I bought this epic book called 'Hush, Hush' by Becca Fitzpatrick, and I'm about halfway through it. I love it so much. But the only thing that puts my off is the lead boy's name. Patch? I find it hard to take him seriously when he had a name that is universally used for pets. But I guess the way he's portrayed in the book so far makes up for it. ^_^
Friday, 26 February 2010
Writers block, the worst thing ever, IMHO.
Writers block: the bane of all writers.
I mean, I want to write, but I don't know what to write about... and I hate doing filler parts, because then the story alwatys turns out to be cliche. :/
Meh, that's my rant.
Oh, I've changed the layout to my blog, so some of my posts are unreadable at the moment, but I'll fix that. ^^;
Thursday, 25 February 2010
Okay... :)
It's in my
'tis full of loadsa random shizzle, kinda like mine. :)
list of blogs floating around on here somewhere.
Go read it. :D *pushes you to blog*
Wednesday, 24 February 2010
Read it.
Bill's Kaulitz' 'Humanoid' stage costumes.



I laike to rant. :)
Fuck my GCSE coursework. DX
I mean, seriously, who needs to know about how Germany disposes of their waste and stuff in urband area? It's GEOGRAPHY, I should be learning about far-away magical lands like Narnia or Russia or something. : Urgh, seriously, coursework is getting so boring and monotonous.I swear, I'm gonna go on strike... but then again, I wouldn't get the grade I need to get a job, then I'd be a lazy layabout like... no one in particualar *ahem*
Anywayyy, I'm off to do commence one of my favourite hobbies., browsing the THUS forum. It's so epically fun there. ^_^
Meh, I'm off to do some photography soon~ :D
Sayonara. :]