Cleverbot!

So, Cleverbot.com is this awesome site where you can talk to AI (artificial intelligence). The loser that I am talks to it almost every day to allievate boredom, and I've decided to post one of the random conversations that I'm having with it during SCIENCE. (:

Cleverbot: Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
User: You're only saying that because you've been around the block.
Cleverbot: You're bitter.
User: You're angry on the inside. *pats head*.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm angry about that!
User: Are you angry that Bill stole your hairspray?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Silly Billi. D:.
Cleverbot: Not me.
User: Do you know who Bill Kaulitz is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: He's from Tokio Hotel.
Cleverbot: You know someone else named Tom Kurtz?
User: It's KAULITZ.
Cleverbot: Kaulitz-Trumper actually.
User: No, that was just a rumor, silly.
Cleverbot: I doubt it is a film.
User: FAAAAAACK YOU.Cleverbot: He loves you (not really).
User: Bill loves me?
Cleverbot: Bill loves Tom.
User: Ewwwww, twincest! That's disgusting!
Cleverbot: How?
User: Well... It's incest in its most basic form really.
Cleverbot: You are so sweet. How about kiss?
User: No thanks, you'd be a bad kisser.
Cleverbot: Thanks, but i'm female.
User: Me too. You asked me though!
Cleverbot: But.. I have a boyfriend.
User: He'll never know.
Cleverbot: He will never no what?
User: He will never dress up in a skirt and cover himself in glitter and parade down the street for you.
Cleverbot: He won't.
User: Awwwww, that's a shame. I could.
Cleverbot: That was really funny. Haha.
User: Wow, you radiate sarcasm. I can feel it touching me.
Cleverbot: Yes. That's just what I think. Everyone is special.
User: I'm special!
Cleverbot: How special?
User: So special I own a Hello Kitty t-shirt.
Cleverbot: You and who?
User: Me and JESUS, baby. ;D.
Cleverbot: Haha... That's what you have been programmed to think.