Epic want. :')

So, today, I was thinking about Hello Kitty toasters, when it occured to me that I have a twisted mind. O_O


And this twisted mind needs things!


Material things!


Like... hovercars, and waterproof eyeliner, and a duck that speaks!


I don't know why I'd need a hovercar, I'm not even legal to drive. Oh well, I can drive it unexperience and just plow through random people I don't like the look of, or even better, people I really dislike... and there's quiet a few people I've taken a dislike to.


Hey, can you teach a duck to speak? I mean, they can do it with parrots, surely they can actually teach a duck to speak? I can envision my pet duck with a proper full on Cockney accent, wearing a tophat, being all pimp like. :3


...and waterproof eyeliner... does it actually exist? I shall Google this. :]

OMFG, waterproof eyeliner is real! CLICK ME!

Apparently, it's crap. *strikes off of wishlist*

Riiiiight, seeing as Photobucket, the source of all photos, is filtered at my school, where I'm writing from, so I'm consulting, once again, Google, for my pictures. ^_^

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Skullcandy headphones. I'm pretty sure everyone who doesn't have them want them, but who cares? I want these ones exactly... they're freaking awesome! I like colours. :3

This dress. Generic, yeah, but I don't really care. I'd prefer it in white and pink though. Dayum. Oh well, it was just an example. Don't you agree? It's amazing. ^_^

These hella sexy Converse. Yeah, I already have loads of pairs, but they're amazing and I can't find them anywhere. So that makes me awful sad. :( I guess I'd destroy them within two days of having them though, because I'm stupid like that.

Yeah... I have a bunny too, but this one looks pure evil! I want it! I could use it to scare away burglars or something if they broke into my house. Woah, burglars scared of rabbits? What is this world coming to? XD