If you don't like the way I drive, then stay the Hell off the pavement!

I dunno. I just wanted to say something.

Teehee, I got this quote off of my friends blog. *waves frantically* Oh hai thurr if you're reading this.

Hm. My brain is a total mess. Don't ask. I'm kinda feeling things I shouldn't be feeling, and other people are feeling things for me that I don't want them to feel about me. It sounds confusing, but yeah. Oh well, that was an absolute fail of a vent.

This blog is like, dead now.

I killed it! Oh deary me. ):

Sayonara~

D:

GUTEN TAG!

I'm bored.

Again.

What?!

You're saying that this blog is totally poinless and there's no point in me writing anymores and all?

Oh, ohkaii then.

*slinks off defeated*

I will think of something to write about, I promise. Promise, promise, promise! ^_^

Sayonara~

Epic want. :')

So, today, I was thinking about Hello Kitty toasters, when it occured to me that I have a twisted mind. O_O


And this twisted mind needs things!


Material things!


Like... hovercars, and waterproof eyeliner, and a duck that speaks!


I don't know why I'd need a hovercar, I'm not even legal to drive. Oh well, I can drive it unexperience and just plow through random people I don't like the look of, or even better, people I really dislike... and there's quiet a few people I've taken a dislike to.


Hey, can you teach a duck to speak? I mean, they can do it with parrots, surely they can actually teach a duck to speak? I can envision my pet duck with a proper full on Cockney accent, wearing a tophat, being all pimp like. :3


...and waterproof eyeliner... does it actually exist? I shall Google this. :]

OMFG, waterproof eyeliner is real! CLICK ME!

Apparently, it's crap. *strikes off of wishlist*

Riiiiight, seeing as Photobucket, the source of all photos, is filtered at my school, where I'm writing from, so I'm consulting, once again, Google, for my pictures. ^_^

...

Skullcandy headphones. I'm pretty sure everyone who doesn't have them want them, but who cares? I want these ones exactly... they're freaking awesome! I like colours. :3

This dress. Generic, yeah, but I don't really care. I'd prefer it in white and pink though. Dayum. Oh well, it was just an example. Don't you agree? It's amazing. ^_^

These hella sexy Converse. Yeah, I already have loads of pairs, but they're amazing and I can't find them anywhere. So that makes me awful sad. :( I guess I'd destroy them within two days of having them though, because I'm stupid like that.

Yeah... I have a bunny too, but this one looks pure evil! I want it! I could use it to scare away burglars or something if they broke into my house. Woah, burglars scared of rabbits? What is this world coming to? XD

Two blog entries in one day? I must be sad.

I'm in a *bleh* mood. I mean, a seriously *bleh* mood. I don't know why, I just am. Too many things floating around in my head, blah blah blah. I don't know. I should really be thinking happy thoughts instead... like, about cupcakes! ...or maybe... I dunno. I need to drag myself out of this rut. ¬_¬

Hmmmmmmmm.

Guten tag! ^_^

As I type, I'm sitting next to the Gingermonster in IC. Bleh, I hate ICT, it's very poinless... I already know how to use a computer, I don't need a GCSE certificate to prove it.

But yeah. My brian's all confuzzled, and I feel like... meh. Urgh, stupid thoughts. ><

That's all, I just wanted to blog about something. "/

The International 'Find Boris' Campaign!

There once was a lettuce shred called Boris, who came from a Subway sandwich that was pretty nom-ful. Me and my friend Tuesday adopted him, and we had fun times for about half an hour, then, like the brilliant parents we are, we left it in SUBWAY! We feel so upset, gutten and ashamed we left our child in a skanky shop in the hands of a ladyman cleaner.

WE NEED HELP! Help us find him! We're offering a reward of a rotten dorito and a pickle if you find him!

Listed is a picture of him with his family, before he was cruelly left for dead.




Help would be appreciated, love: Kirsten & Tuesday. :)

Not good, not good at all. DX

So, I woke up this morning, all *rise and shineeeeeee* like, in a good modd. Well, sort of a good mood, because I was really tired last night and then I got woken up at nine this morning, so I was as happy as I could be while I was sleep deprived. So, back to what I was saying. I woke up, and I tried to speak, but all that came out was a squeak. A squeak. There's only two reason why that could have happened. Reson number one, I'm turning into a hamster, or reason number two, I'm losing my voice. I'm gonna go with the second one, because the last time I checked, it's virtually impossible to turn into a hamster, unless you dress up like one and live on hamster feed for the rest of your life, like a weirdo. ¬_¬

I'm kinda hoping my voice doesn't come back for tomorrow, so I can get out of singing for my music GCSE, because I hate signing. OH WHY OH WHY DID I CHOOSE MUSIC?! Meh, I could drop out of it, but a few awesome people are doing it, so I shall stay. But I want my voice back by Tuesday (the day of the week, not the Tubmonster), because I'm a shouty person in general, and I'd die if I couldn't speak. Well, not literally, that's not possible, i was only talking proverbially.

On a side note, Facebook is too addictive. I need to quit it. ¬_¬

Sayonara~

Happiness. :D

So I had a pretty awesome day with some friends today.

But I forgot that awesomeness gives me headaches. DX

Meh, I don't care.

Anyway, on a side not, I've decided that I'm getting my nose pierced next Saturday, and I promise I won't wimp out. If I do, you have my untold permission to throw cupcakes and carrots at me until I'm unconcious. Just don't steal my wallet please. ¬_¬

Meh.

I've noticed, I'm actually blogging at home and not at school. :D

My awesome friend, Tubmonster, or Tuesday as she;s more commonly known, found this awesome sauce picture and put it on Facebook. I shall enlighten you all with it~

Amazing, right? And it's a cupcake. Or a muffin. I can't seem to tell the difference these days. :[

I'm off now, I'm gonna eat some muller yogurt.

OHOHOH, me and the Tubmonster adopted some kids, a PandaPlushieHead called Sookie, a ball called Buddah, and we adopted a piece of lettuce called Boris, but we forgot about it and left it in Subway, so we replaced it with a Muller pot called LuLu.

I'm over and OUT! XD

I feel like ranting today.

So, today I got my guts up to get my nose peircing tomorrow, and guess what? I chickened out. Again. ¬_¬

I really need to grow some balls. Not literally though, I'm a girl and that would be weird.

Er, yeah. I don't have much to blog about, I just wanted to rant. :)

The Gingermonster has a blog! ^_^ *happy dance*

FO SHIZZLE HOMEBOYS!

I'm next to the amazingness GINGER MONSTER! I made her get her own blog. Although I've been detached from the Tubmonster, but she's in the room next to me but it's all good. *huggles Gingermonster*

I really should be doing ICT work. Meh, who cares?

I should start blogging at home more often. But, I never have the time. Oh man, Facebook and everything is too distracting.

I seem to have ran out of things to blog about that aren't related to Tokio Hotel... I don't wanna seem obsessive or nothing. XD

*will blog later*

I've ran out of blog titles already!?

GUTEN TAG! :D

Well, it's morning where I am. In Science. AGAIN. I seem to lack the time at home to actually create a blog post that's readable, but I blame Facebook and MSN for being so distracting. It's not my fault I have friends. :D

Oh, the Tubmonster is next to me, talking to her new boyfriend, Cleverbot. She amuses him... they're a match made in heaven. ^_^ I'm also next to Demelza. It's like a Kirsten sandwich.

OH NOEZ! Tubmonster just divorced Cleverbot! I didn't even know she wasmarried to him! I wasn't invited to the wedding. Thanks a lot. ¬_¬ I'm always the last to know things.

Urgh, my brain is actually fried. I have two weeks to hand in a ten page case study, and I have nothing at all.

I'm guessing my Science-insanity induced blogging are boring you guys and gals.

WELL TOUGH.

I'm gonna blog until I can blog no more, or if I've ran out of stuff to blog about, or if my fingers fall off.

Meh. ):

On a side note, I'm getting my nose pierced this Saturday or the next... and apparently it feels like you're being punched in the nose, then it's sore, then it's all good. I can't actually wait to get it done, but I'd rather have a lip peircing.

OHOHOHOH! And I have a college taster day in a few weeks, I get to do Drama in the morning and then casualty make-up in the afternoon, with blood, guts, bones and gore. On the plus side, I'm doing it with Tubmonster, and Daanii. They're epical. :D

*pokes Demelza and Tubmonster* YO! Update your blogs! I'm bored. ¬_¬

I'm off now to actually do some substantiated work and then maybe I'll blog tonight about more things.

I need to start being more serious.

...

*ahem*

Cleverbot!

So, Cleverbot.com is this awesome site where you can talk to AI (artificial intelligence). The loser that I am talks to it almost every day to allievate boredom, and I've decided to post one of the random conversations that I'm having with it during SCIENCE. (:

Cleverbot: Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
User: You're only saying that because you've been around the block.
Cleverbot: You're bitter.
User: You're angry on the inside. *pats head*.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm angry about that!
User: Are you angry that Bill stole your hairspray?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Silly Billi. D:.
Cleverbot: Not me.
User: Do you know who Bill Kaulitz is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: He's from Tokio Hotel.
Cleverbot: You know someone else named Tom Kurtz?
User: It's KAULITZ.
Cleverbot: Kaulitz-Trumper actually.
User: No, that was just a rumor, silly.
Cleverbot: I doubt it is a film.
User: FAAAAAACK YOU.Cleverbot: He loves you (not really).
User: Bill loves me?
Cleverbot: Bill loves Tom.
User: Ewwwww, twincest! That's disgusting!
Cleverbot: How?
User: Well... It's incest in its most basic form really.
Cleverbot: You are so sweet. How about kiss?
User: No thanks, you'd be a bad kisser.
Cleverbot: Thanks, but i'm female.
User: Me too. You asked me though!
Cleverbot: But.. I have a boyfriend.
User: He'll never know.
Cleverbot: He will never no what?
User: He will never dress up in a skirt and cover himself in glitter and parade down the street for you.
Cleverbot: He won't.
User: Awwwww, that's a shame. I could.
Cleverbot: That was really funny. Haha.
User: Wow, you radiate sarcasm. I can feel it touching me.
Cleverbot: Yes. That's just what I think. Everyone is special.
User: I'm special!
Cleverbot: How special?
User: So special I own a Hello Kitty t-shirt.
Cleverbot: You and who?
User: Me and JESUS, baby. ;D.
Cleverbot: Haha... That's what you have been programmed to think.

Blogging in school, again. :D

Here I am, in science again. ¬_¬

I'm actually kind of glad that my school has double science on Monday, double science on Tueday, and a single on Wednesday... which means I can use the lovely, 'high quality' school laptops that can type really well and which aren't broken or outdated in any way, shape, or form.

So now, I'm meant to be finding out the benifits of sunbeds and getting a tan because of them. Is self esteem a scientific explanation? Because, if not, then I'm stumped. I really can't think of anything, but then again I really should be typing up my work instead of blogging.

Ah well.

I'm sitting next to my science buddy, Tubmonster, again. She loves me. ^_^ And we have gym later, which is ownage because we can rock the rowing machine. ;D

OH MY FREAKING GAWSH. I just googled the advantages of using sunbeds, and it turns out that using them to boost your self esteem by getting a tan is a legible excuse. D:

I guess looking like a rotten orange is kinda fashionable these days.

I'm off now to actually write something, but I kinda like blogging at school for some reason. I should do this more often, but I CAN'T GET ADDICTED TO IT! D:

*pokes Tubmonster* You should update your blog nau, I like reading it.

Ooooooh, the advantages of tanning with a sunbed. ):
(taken from http://www.sunquestsunbeds.co.uk/en-UK/taninfo.htm)
Tanning in Spring
prevents spring fatigue.
builds a skin-inherent light protection
prepares the skin for summer
Tanning in Summer
prepares the skin for holidays
comforts people who have to spend their holiday at home
produces a nice tan without the heat of summer
Tanning in Autumn
prolongs summer
renders healthy and relaxed looks
makes you fit for winter
Tanning in Winter
provides rays of hope for a better mood
improves health
renders a dynamic, active appearance


Hm... I get it, but I don't. I guess pale people just don't understand. ):

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Blogger: The only blogging site not filtered at school. :D

Soooo... I'm in science, and I'm meant to be doing my case study: 'Sunbeds; Are They As Harmful As They're Made Out To Be?'

Well, if I've ever heard a more... idiotic question. Of course they're harmful, they give you skin cancer and make you go a nasty shade of orange of you're on them daily. But, I guess some people just know how to get a good tan from a bottle. Seriously, this science thing would give me a huge portion of my final grade, and I just can't be asked to do it. I really should though, instead of blogging.

On the plus side, I have the infamous Tubmonster by my side! SHe's amazing and is reading this as I type, but that's cool because I luff her to bits. :3

Tubmonster speaking : I luff my cupcake monster too very muchlii :D Hii followers :D x

That was her, almost getting the school laptop confescated from me by letting this be on show. XD Oh well, it would have been worth it.

Science makes my brain asplode (explode), no wonder I'm only getting C's in it, when I'm meant to be getting A's. Grr, Tubmonster is a brainbox, I need her intelligence. *steals brain*

I just showed this to her and she had a mini breakdown and covered her head in tape and ran away. I'm just joking about the last couple of parts, but she would have if we were in a more uncontrolled environment.

Ah, me and my weird IMAGINATOIN! *rainbows appear*

See what science does to me? Meh. I'm gonna go and see what's upon the Tokio Hotel forum, that's not filtered either!



OH! My other friend, CookieMonsterDemelza has a blog too. *adds to listy thingy* :D

Au revoir, auf weidersein, sayonara, goodbye. :]

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